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Fuck Ya Ears
01:30
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Fuck off to a world of hate
Death imitating art, youʼre a canvas on which we paint
The seeds of corruption are lovingly sewn
As in your ears our load is blown
Deviant propagation...
Maximum penetration...
Fuck Your Ears!
Perverted music for cunts drinking beers
Ebolie and MaxPerv take their toll
Your guts leaking out as your mind is dissolved
Binaural grind invasion...
Sickening degradation...
Fuck Your Ears!
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Temporal deprivation... Anal devastation
Governed by fashion, politics and class
Your callous, cold environment
In this life you play an arse...
Thermal jocks watch you fall from your spot
An anal ice age knocks you down from the top
Cold wind blowing... Fear and loathing
Rear end dying... Assets frozen solid
Nordic freeze sets in to your cheeks
Icy-cold shit served to you as treats
You always say that youʼre cold
Why donʼt you remove your head from your hole?
... Seasons in the crevice...
Weather conditions, so unkind
Stalactites in your behind
Rectal death sets in like a frost
You are freezing your arse off!
Crack your buttocks with a hammer...
When itʼs gone youʼll miss taking a dump
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Snowdropper
01:41
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Stop your grinninʼ and drop your linen
Iʼve nicked your knickers
And Iʼm cumming in them
Fucked up fuck, high on speed
Oozing spoof and grinding teeth
Snow dropping rancid wad
Jizzmopper... Blow my load
I found your undies draw
The guests will be delighted
Thereʼs a party in your pants
And everyoneʼs invited
Pillaging your drawers
Draining my sack
I like starching bloomers
Whack and ʻjac then put ʻem back...
Yes, Iʼm sexy in your laundry
Raging fats, from gussets to brim
Filled with biological seed...
The thought of your unmentionables
Wrapped around my genitals
Armed with my Viagra pills
I will make my booty-call
Fuck Iʼm randy, undergarments are handy
To catch my man-glue (pump, pump, pump)
This is the best party Iʼve been to!
Iʼm such a loner Iʼm there only one here...
Snowdropper, you dirty cunt
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He might shoot you in the head
His stolen car might run you down
Fill your suburb full of dread
Erratic M.O. makes policemen frown
Eric Cooke; seven lives he took
By hook or by crook, youʼre dead in his book
Undressing inside, youʼre under his eyes
You wonʼt even know it, when your life expires
Then heʼll cavort about with your corpse
His victims lay slumped; heʼs got police stumped
Heʼs gonna have fun with cars, knives and guns
Youʼd best lock your door in case “Cookie” comes
Cooke would break in to your home
And watch you getting into bed
He will hide and have a wank
Or maybe he might shoot you dead
Eric calling in the night...
Eric giving you a fright...
Eric peeping in your room...
Eric causing Perth much gloom...
Eric moving all ʻround town...
Eric shooting people down...
Ericʼs dad had beat him real bad...
There were reasons he was very mad
E. Edgar Cooke - the murderous crook
Heʼs the family guy who made people die
Men and women of any age
Could not escape his deadly rampage
Such a good knack, for hiding his crimes
This crime spree did last for considerable time
Eric got caught!...
The night-callerʼs blunder was hiding his gun
Under a Geraldton wax, which somebody saw
Police pounced on Cooke
And his spree was cut short
He pleaded guilty for some crimes
Though two innocent men did jail time
In 1964 Eric hung
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Label giants molding talentless sluts
Boys are grouped into quadrants of shit
Clichéd beats carry sampled rock
Formula wank; weʼre sick of it!
Thereʼs got to be a better use
For the popular singers of today
Marketing rams them down our throats
Letʼs hold an execution, we say...
We got Boy-bands, Divas too
Theyʼll be entertaining you
In our theater, strap ʻem down
Perversion surgeons go to town
Rip open that denim vest
Weʼre gonna mess inside that chest
Operations done with class
Vocorder jammed up their arse
Puncture eyes, tongue and heart
You wonʼt last long on our chart...
(Obituaries read like smashed hits)
Your cessation is sublime
Slit me baby, one more time!
Jon, make the first cut, no need to be careful
Agonized cries sound like their last hit; painful...
Jason, wrench shit while Andy hacks and splays
Daniel, pull the teeth, weʼll sell them on eBay!
Whatever, whenever
We wonʼt stitch you back together
You sing that fuckinʼ shit, you queer?
Weʼll slit you ear-to-rear!
Your stylist is in tears
As we switch on our shears
Pro-Tools engineered your sound
We have tools to cut you down!
Oops! I removed your brain
And took out your heart
You wonʼt sing again!
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Ladies time to get in line
Ready to get sprayed with slime
Businessmen will make you dine
On jism if you have the time
Horny men are going to make
You look like a wedding cake
How much semen can you take?
Bulldog eating mayonnaise...
Japanese man with a cock in his hand
Disgrace you with bukkake... Gang bang!
One... Twice... Three times a lady
Swimming in a sickly sea of dick gravy
This milkshake bring all the boys to your yard
Damn right, this jism is yours
On assorted creams youʼre forced to gorge
Foul white mess on your jaws
Debloused and made into whores
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One Shot / One Kill
01:21
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Whoʼs that man in the white van?
Can he kill you? Yes he can!
Is this a game, is he insane?
October 2, 2002
Canʼt see him but he sees you
Shot in the head - first one dead
More to follow...
“Dear Policeman, I am God”
Wrong place, right time
Youʼve drawn my death card
With my rifle I take aim
No two victims are the same
On park benches you will die
Iʼm wanted by the FBI
Media hysteria fuels the fire
At gas pumps your life expires...
Thirteen shot; ten were killed
Before Muhammad and Malvo were billed
Reported ʻwhite vanʼ wasnʼt real
They drove a Caprice; whatʼs the deal?
Still, a successful killing spree
The two Johns and the AR-15
One shot, one kill was the goal
Why they did it? No one knows
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On blackened earth and bloodied soil
With withered hands the wizard toils
He stirs his cauldron full of oil
Wiz nʼ magic are embroiled...
Can u feel the wizard grind?
Sunken chest and sunken eyes, skinny legs...
Heʼs a wizzed-out mystic living in a cave
Smoking lots of dope
Heʼs been awake for days!
Teeth like magic crystals
Lips adorned with pap
And should u get a whiff
Breathʼs like coffee mixed with crap!
Can u feel the wizard grind?
Heʼs 17, but he looks 65
Skinny legs and hollow eyes,
Beard of dreads attracting flies...
Sucked in face!
Hearing voices in his head
Stop him getting in to bed
Hold the scepter, wear the cape
Insomnia; thereʼs no escape!
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Maximum Perversion Perth, Australia
Jon Bassett: G-string Guitars
& Ruptured lower-intestine growls
Jason Chipchase:
Gonad Guitars
& Deep-throat eructations
Daniel Majer: Nobby Doldrums
& Blistered, red-raw throat yells
Andrew Bassett: Brown Bass
& Psychopathic teen-screams
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